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The Big Red Men
By Christopher J. Bradley
1993

The men in their big red trucks are evil.
They smile with their big red smiles
while they murder the innocent with
their big red wheels of steel.

The cost of their plague to society is tremendous.

The big red men with their big red trucks
and their big red smiles and their big red
wheels of steel must be destroyed.
But I shall not reveal my strategy.