Potato Chip Breakfast
By Christopher Bradley
How many times have you
At 5 am
Munching on an open bag
Of Lays potato chips?
An interesting question.
French Onion dip is a delicious food
When you can find it on-sale
And someone doesn't get to the refrigerator before you do.
The container and the bag
Are perfect for snacking
When you don't have to worry about that troublesome extra person
That only seems to confuse you anyway.
Chips for one I say
In the darkness of early morning.
Let the paperboy earn his keep
And when he arrives tip him well
But don't give up the best kept secret
That one day he too will end up
With a bag a bowl and a nice big television.