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Dad

I made my dad out for them
He was a dick
and he didn’t like people
and I was lucky he liked me.

He was actually his Brother
The man from Washington
Except a little more reserved.
He almost went to Viet Nam on a boat.

He said the chances were lower
Of getting shot On a boat.
And since he didn’t go
He must have been right.

There are three others total
Including Uncle Jumbo Pop
One is an Army historian
The other retired Airforce.

My Dad is very stable
And I remembered when I lied to Chip
That he was a teacher
For Naval Fire School.

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