< about those bats >
Yes, I admit it, they're my fault. A gene must have slipped out somewhere between insect resistant corn and all those handy vegetables I designed that peeled and sliced themselves. And this gene (an honest mistake, really) somehow created millions of twenty-ton moths that pretty much put an end to Monday night football, Coleman lanterns, etc. So it only seemed logical to make lots of thousand-ton bats with the IQ of Einstein.
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